Sunday, 14 August 2011

BARTON IS A C....

Now I was going to say Cheat, Barton is a Cheat but on twitter people are using a much more appropriate word that I have promised myself on my blog I would refrain from using. At least not in the title anyway.

I have no problem on my blog however saying Barton is a fucking ill-bred, dark hearted, evil, sadistic, psychopathic wank stain on the English Premier League.


This blog isn't just about Barton though, it's more about Arsenal.

Arsenal players just want to play SEXY FOOTBALL but when an opponent plays PRISON FOOTBALL against them, going in hard or cheating like a 'Barton' they have shown on countless occasions they lack any kind of self control.

I don't understand why Wenger doesn't instill in the squad self control. Before today's game especially. Tell them "Barton's a cunt. Look what he did to Diaby last Season! If he does anything like that again just smile and walk away! SMILE and WALK AWAY!"

I feel sorry for Gervinho having never played in the EPL, why wasn't he told "no matter how hard they push you, and they will push you, just SMILE and WALK AWAY!"

The fact is they probably were told but nobody listened because what Wenger has to say goes in one ear and out the other. The players aren't listening to him because they don't even know if what he's saying is worth listening to. They don't trust him anymore.

Song stamping on Barton may not just see Song getting some kind of menial punishment from the FA but worse still, or better still depending on how you look at it, it may spell the end of the reign of Wenger.

Wenger has sadly lost the respect of the fans, and with the die-hard gooners travelling all the way to "FUCKING NEWCASTLE" (unleaded £1.49 a litre on the M1) It's no suprise all you could hear at full time on ESPN and probably all the way to Middlesborough was the Red Army in full voice singing "Spend Some Fucking Money!" and when I say full voice, if you've ever been to StJames's's you'll know they don't exactly put you near the pitch.

I fear Wenger will dismiss this as a political statement aimed at Cameron and the government in relation to spending cuts with the police after the riots. He just doesn't seem to get it. The fans should know by now, you can't tell Monsieur Wenger anything! You should've left early and beaten the traffic.

But worse still is it would appear to this curly haired bearded Gooner at least that before he lost the respect of the fans, he lost the respect of the changing room first.

Badly handled transfers, crap signings, no signings, no trophies (not even the Emirates Cup, Wenger would finish 2nd in an Arsene Wenger lookalike competition), I think the shrapnel left in the changing room are looking around the gleaming Emirates like a rat looking around the Titanic. And they're worried.

Whether Wenger did or didn't tell the players not to rise to Barton's goading, the Arsenal players involved could be forgiven. After all they've been playing shitty emirates wanks and asian bollocks. They want to play EPL. Testosterone and Adrenaline are pumping like John Terry on everything he sees. On top they want to prove that they're great at what they do, although they may not think the same of the man in charge. They're under more pressure than ever.

This does not excuse the disgusting and deplorable behaviour of Alex Song. Stamping on a players leg is totally unacceptable and I believe the FA should punish him and send an important message that clearly doesn't seem to be getting home. Although again I fear their consistency of delivering equal punishments to other players afterward will be somewhat insufficient as usual.

Equally Barton will get away with it just like he always does. The Yellow in the game ensures the FA will not take it any further. When people say we need Joey Barton at Arsenal it's not a compliment to Joey, it just means we need a cunt who gets away with being a cunt because whenever our players behave like a cunt they get caught.

Actually what we need is the FA handing out club dismissal notices to players who consistently flout the rules just like an employer has a disciplinary system at their companies and repeat offenders are fired. But that'll never happen. So forget about it.

Concerning Gervinho, there's no argument it wasn't a dive but actually a penalty and if you think I'm biased the stuff all football fans crave, the video evidence is all over Sky Sports News. There is also no question Gervinho raised his hand and struck the cheek of Joey Barton. He had to go.

Some would say Joey Barton over-reacted but who knew that Gervinho was a ninja and somehow struck in the perfect spot to connect to Joey's central nervous system causing him to instantly lose all muscle power in his legs?!

The fact is Gervinho should know better and will serve his ban like the stupid fucking idiot he is.

Song will have a few sleepless nights thinking about what he's done and sure enough get a bollocking off a bloke he holds no regard for on Monday.

That bloke, Wenger will look at his contract and lick his lips at the thought of his vast payout if the club let him go and then for the 10,000th time count the money he has to spend on players before putting it back under his pillow and we all know Barton's a c....

MrNikkiCowan

Friday, 12 August 2011

BBM = Barca Bench Messenger

Have you heard the latest revelation? 

Apparently Cesc may be leaving Arsenal and going back to Barcelona. I'm in shock. I mean who knew. Did you?

The news may have passed you by. I don't know, you may not have a fucking head. I only just found out cos I happened to be talking to a lump of wood. Once again Arsenal are involved in one of the worst handled transfers ever!

I wonder how the club could handle it worse? I mean I guess they could pack him into a car boot and dump him on the steps of the Camp Nou but seriously!? And the poor fucking player, stuck in the middle he doesn't know what to do or say. He's tweeting about his new fucking Blackberry! 

We've known that Fabregas wanted to leave and go home and go back to Barca since the day he got here and stepped off the fucking plane at Heathrow and saw the weather was shit, the girls were pale and no one spoke fucking Spanish. So why has this dragged on so long?

No I'm serious WHY?? Is it for the money? Is it to convince him to stay? Why has the club procrastinated so much and handled the transfer of Cesc Fabregas back to Barcelona so badly?

I mean, it was so obvious that it would happen it should've been written into his last contract. 

Arsenal don't do football transfers, but if they did they'd be the most painful football transfers in the world.

And poor Cesc, he's invested so much into his time at Arsenal and the club hasn't backed his commitment with the support on the field he needed. Yes @Arsenal taught him English and Money Management and Diet n Fitness Regimes. But they never bought him a team.

At least Cesc has his new Blackberry though. Now he can use BBM. Barca Bench Messenger.

MrNikkiCowan